if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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