So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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