i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
