gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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