worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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