whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Fuck me I smell like cheese
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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