Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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