my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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