these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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