I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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