You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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