He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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