I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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