So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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