i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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