Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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