it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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