yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I fill condoms, not promises.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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