My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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