I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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