Porn is love you can see.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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