Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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