They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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