Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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