I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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