i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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