ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she pinky promised me she was 18
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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