whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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