We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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