Sponge bath it is.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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