absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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