there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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