You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize