Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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