My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Two words: blizzard sex
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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