I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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