Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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