I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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