That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
mondays should just be called national damage control day
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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