so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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