so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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