Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he laminated a picture of his dick.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
