found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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