So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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