Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(720): View more from Colorado

how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?

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(518): View more from New York

I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth

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(585): View more from New York

So stoned i forgot i was in bed

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.

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(937): View more from Ohio

So how was it?

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The cemetery or the sex?

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(702): View more from Nevada

Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes

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