I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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