booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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