actually, I'm a sock model
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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