Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We don't watch enough power rangers
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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