We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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