is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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