Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
accomplished twins. life is a go
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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