I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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