I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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