your parents love me but you hate me
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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