She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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